don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
in case your computer is like mine, the links on the side, going down, are: home, ask, submit, archive, and tags. i never go on my blog so it probably won't ever change.
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
wait no i didn’t it was two friends and my mom am i misremembering this
if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
“I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to”
Donnie Darko (2001)
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it