I DIDN’T SAVE YOUR LIFE
this is important
in case your computer is like mine, the links on the side, going down, are: home, ask, submit, archive, and tags. i never go on my blog so it probably won't ever change.
"why do you need the cd you already have the mp3"
"why do you need the vinyl you already have the cd"
"why do you need-"
"why you only call me when ur high"
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
Moffat + Sexist Quotes: A List
If you think that this list is missing anything, please let me know.
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend